17 Hilarious Signs From This Week That Had Me Spitting Out My Drink

1. "The Sweetest Voice...Or Not!"
   A sign advises against climbing the stairs because "there is no fourth floor," and warns that any voices heard are definitely not your loved ones.

2. "Beware of the Karen!"
   A lawn sign reads, "My neighbor is a Karen" and "Caution: Nosey Neighbor," with balloons for dramatic flair. Stay back, folks!

3. "Not Drunk, Just Dodging Potholes!"
   The back of a car sports a sign that says, "Dodging Potholes, Not Drunk." Priorities, people!

4. "Mark the LEGO Legend!"
   A handwritten LEGO card introduces Mark, age 28, and his masterpiece: a worm. Truly a work of art.

5. "Strong Enough for Grocery Day!"
   A sign boasts, "I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand." Relatable strength goals!

6. "Trucker's Message: Problem Solved!"
   The back of a truck announces: "Don't like trucks? Stop buying stuff! Problem solved!" It’s called tough love, y’all.

7. "How to Handle Unattended Kids Like a Pro!"
   A hilarious sign warns: "Unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear." Consider this a public service.

8. "Taco Lovers Unite!"
   A sign explains, "Sorry, we are closed due to short staff." Below that: "Hire taller staff because I need a taco!" Priorities, people.

9. "Pre-Crazy Elon Purchase!"
   A Tesla's window sticker reads, "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy." Noted.

10. "Brian...With a Y!"
    A coffee cup boldly displays, "Brian with a Y." Because spelling matters, people!

11. "Double the Speed Limit Confusion!"
    A 25 mph speed limit sign sits frozen under a layer of ice, making it look like there are two signs. Double the caution?

12. "Sales Pitch Fee, Pay Up!"
    A sign declares a £10 per minute charge for listening to sales or religious pitches, with a 5-minute minimum. Genius.

13. "Wet Floor...Or Pool?"
    A "Wet Floor" caution sign floats aimlessly in a swimming pool. Well played.

14. "Duck...New Driver Alert!"
    A bumper sticker featuring a cartoon duck reads, "New driver, my driving scares me too." Honesty is key.

15. "World's Best...CSS Developer?"
    A 3D-printed trophy proudly labels someone as the "World's Best CSS Developer." The recognition we all need.

16. "The 'I'll Be Back' Loop!"
    A sign humorously says, "Hey, I'll be back in 5 mins. If not, just read this message again." You're trapped now.

17. "When Pikachu's Face Says It All..."
    A wooden plaque features the famous surprised Pikachu meme with text about defying management's rules. LMAO-worthy!

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